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solluxsucksdick:

funkies:

rumour:

is it true that girls have to be careful when they take baths because their vaginas can like swallow water or something and then get infected and then they can die or is that just a myth

did you take sex ed in texas

let me just say that i live in texas and in my sexual education a girl asked what the clitoris was and the teacher told her that it didn’t exist.

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cartoongoblin:

apatheticwitch:

illogical-bullshit:

lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

And she will be a completely different woman, but that’s alright.

Most folks with this guy’s mindset will go far in life. 

I’m still proud of the fact that a couple of years ago, I tweeted to Sarah Michelle Gellar and asked if Stern had paid up on his bet. To my great surprise, she actually replied and said he hadn’t and he owed them money. 😂😂

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cempai:

why want the d when you can have the p

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they said ass in mario

ncnova:

aserthi:

a-cornucopia-of-characters:

thebuttkingpost:

mariomarc:

xeppeli:

relishboi:

they said it

they said ass in mario

And hell

They said dammit in Zelda

Nintendo is getting there, guys

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spoonmarner:

number one picks, they’re just like us

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mimikyu-kun:

brbjellyfishing:

fuck it up Cathleen!!!!!!!

doctors in tweets be like

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the-murderous-bettie-rage:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE.

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starsel:

sociallyawkwardphantasy:

Same

reblog if youd say yes

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anxietyproblem:

I felt that

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the-gunlady:

thessalian:

combeferret:

theflavourofyourlips:

same
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#why does Harrison ford always look like someone tricked him into being on tv?

Probably because they did.

okay but I legitimately think he was standing there assuming those curtains were gonna open instead of the fucking wall

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